Weapons of Evo Destruction

Nope, Bolivia isn’t competing with Iran or Venezuela in their arms race neither is the country attempting to follow up on the failed Iraqi program; nor has anything to do with a CIA investigation after the maSSist zealots trying to burn the USA embassy. But if you want to compare, it approaches a lot more to the Iraqis supposedly killing potential than to any of the other mentioned countries.

This Bolivian mess, orchestrated by Evo Morales and his cronies had an early beginning within the regime’s agenda and was practically born when Evo’s godfather, Hugo Chavez, said that the empire, no one knows if his or somebody else’s, wanted to terminate with his trainee’s career towards dictatorship for life.

So Bolivians, in monthly bases, have to here from Evo himself or one of his followers that his magnificent investiture has and is in constant danger of early termination via sudden gain of weight, lead poisoning that is. Since the regime is well aware that the Goebblelian strategy of repeating a lie until it becomes true is not enough for this untamable nation, they also mastered the practice of trying to convert bogus information in true; failing, off course, strenuously.

Among the most notorious examples of this situation we have the illegal detention of a Cuban-Bolivian immigrant in an attempt to severe his freedom of speech and other liberties by sending him back to Cuba; issue that ended up with the regime’s first political refugee in Europe, this even before the regime’s first year in power. Those, it was defined by the maSSist, that a tongue, used against the regime, is a weapon of Evo destruction.

Then we have the arrest of two young USA citizens, leftist Evo lovers; that were taking pictures at Evo’s caravan in downtown Cochabamba. Once again, it was defined that a photographic camera, in hands of not so dark people is, in effect, a weapon of Evo destruction.

Most recently we have the kidnapping of a Bolivian citizen in Sucre, his torture at the hands of maSSist cronies infiltrated in the police and the intent of having him lynch by the bloodthirsty maSSist mobs of El Alto. Something that was only deterred by an early warning of the victim’s family and the still free press in the country, which make the police and the judge think twice regarding their loyalty to Evo and his regime. This poor guys fault, being identifying in television as a participant of a public protest that ended up prohibiting the landing of Evo Morales in the capital of the country. Those, participating in public gatherings as permitted by the human rights convention is; according to the maSSist regime, a weapon of Evo destruction.

Finally, while one of Evo Morales personal guards was plotting to bomb a television channel in Yacuiba and do who knows what else hideous things in the Southern region of the country. The Evo regime was arresting two young men over miles away from the military base Evo was about to land in Santa Cruz, no more using civilian infrastructure for the dictator to be, because they had in their possession a broken rifle and 20 bullets. They were in their way to an armory to get it fix to go hunting. So, they were accused of attempting to probably wanting to go with this rifle to the Movie Center’s roof, also miles of distance from the arrest, and gun down Evo, more that 2000 meters away with a broken rifle with 300 meters real precision capacity. Not even the policy where in favor of the regime’s experts, ministers, and the two young men where set free. Those; walking with a broken rifle in a city where Evo Morales plans to visit is, off course, having in your hands a weapon of Evo destruction.

So, taking in account that I am the proud owner of 3 of these weapons of Evo destruction, I should prepare myself to assume that I will promptly be in the Bolivian headlines as the master in command of the mother of all Evo wars; thankfully, there are at least another 4 million Bolivians that are owners of the full blow four weapons of Evo destruction, so my time isn’t coming, not yet.